fapnapkin:

liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone whose obviously too good for you
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

(Source: mangascum)

rosaparking:

i need a white boy in my life right now

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza)

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(Source: mako)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully